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Trash - 705 by FutureDami Trash - 705 by FutureDami
Motorcycle thug "Trash" is a resident of the (Italian) Bronx and enemy of the militant General Constriction Corporation Company and evil Gov. Bittle. Trash may be a dedicated idealistic freedom fighter battling imperialism and fascism in a cold world he never made... or he may be a hopeless greasy drifter who's only goal is scavenging a can of beanie weenies. We may never know; Trash isn't a talkative fellow.

What we do know about Trash is, he is fast. Using his souped-down Yamaha affectionately known as "Enzo" he stays mounted during combat. Surprisingly agile even when it comes to turning, the motorcycle allows trash to close the distance with an opponent at a frightening rate. This is a double edge, however, as nearly all of Trash's special moves require him to be mounted on the bike. A few well placed kicks can send him flying off it, in which case he will be significantly weaker, and confused.

When disarmed, Trash can roll a saving throw to call in his comrade in arms: "Strike n' Son" who can distract opponents with explosives. This is only a temporary solution, as Strike well quickly descend back into the sewers, again leaving Trash to his own devices. If Trash's THAC0 reaches zero, he can then roll a d20 to summon his other friend "Toblerone" who will mercilessly taunt the opponent with relentless cackling, usually giving Trash the upper hand.
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:iconsoupnazimark2:
You SO need to contact the mads...erm, BRAINS about doin' this game!  A stroll down Memory Lane while satirizing Capcom.

Plus, it'll force ya to stop making new ones for a while, and I'll be able to CATCH UP!
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:iconhalnarthax87:
Yay!
Though... I wanted Toblerone... Dablone, whatever.
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:iconarchicrash:
I've read that there's a cheat code that lets Strike take an even more active roll in the match. Punch in the code and Trash will just hang off to the side while Strike does the actual fighting. It was called he 'subcontracting cheat'...
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Lecter-the-Werewolf Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This episode is so underrated. The whole movie was just an absolute blast to riff on :XD:

As someone commented on a Youtube video of this episode; Imperial Stormtroopers have a higher survival rate than the silver guys :stormtrooper:
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:iconscream-mas:
I HEARD OF JACK IN DE BOX, I NEVER HEAR OF LADY IN DE BOX! HAHAHAHAHA! *Spits*
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:iconshyfoxling:
AS A FIRST STEP WE URGE YOU TO TRY THINKING OUTSIDE THE BRONX.

"Souped-down" lol.
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GilmourApatosaur Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Must get to Whitesnake tapes!

Another one of my favorite MST3K eps!:lol: By his character and his motorcycle skills he resembles the long-lost brother of the Paper Chase Guy from Warrior of the Lost World.
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:iconyagamijase1800:
Shooting down a helicopter with a handgun...sure, that'll happen
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toonedfa Aug 17, 2012  Student General Artist
1990: The Bronx Warriors is an absolute gem of a movie

Escape From The Bronx, not so much
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