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Neptune Man - 819 by FutureDami Neptune Man - 819 by FutureDami
The mute, bumbling invasion from Neptune was manned by one of these fellows. It is impossible to tell one Neptunian apart from any other, and that is not a racial slur; they can't do it themselves. You would think a collective superconsciousness would afford them a tactical insight unbeknownst to lesser races. You would think their technology would send the innermost worlds into a trembling fear. You would be wrong. That is because of their need for two nutrients.

Two words. Rojium. Pantium. A Neptunian must constantly balance it's levels of these two substances to maintain an equilibrium. The Roji-Panty complex, like maintaining the PH balance in a saltwater aquarium, is well... complex. In gameplay terms this equates to rotating attacks that leech or expel the various vapors. So far nobody has figured out how to play one. Four beta testers have been reduced to gibbering vegetables by even attempting to master the Neptunian move set.
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Lord-Mandible Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I FOUND MY RECORD! :D
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:iconkingbeauregard:
Guess who played Space Chief? None other than Sonny Chiba.
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:iconfuturedami:
FutureDami Jun 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
The -real- street fighter!
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:iconbmoore4026:
I have no words except "SO CUTE!!!!"
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:iconarchicrash:
Sadly, the Neptune Men look more agile in the game than they do in the real movie...
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Lecter-the-Werewolf Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Suppository Man" :XD:

I think it is time to spread Roji-Panty Complex Awareness to the world :D
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blanham17 Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This just made my day 3 times over! :iconretardiloveitplz:
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:iconpunisherfan1138:
(all three): HA-HA-HA, YOUR COSTUME LOOKS RIDICULOUS!
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GilmourApatosaur May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
N'EST-CE PAS! They're being defeated by a wispy bachelor!

Another favorite yet painful episode.:thumbsup:
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